ohm.

Friday, April 21

4:04 PM

Ack. Im stricken with the blogger's diesease. read: DIEsease
Heh. I just cannot get myself off the comp!

ANYWAY.
Today was pretty fun. Yep.
It started off with HL, where the sec4's were scheduled to do aerobics.
Nothing much, except that it was pretty BORING.
I rather the last session, where they had men decked out in freaky leotards.
And women with weird knife-storing-ability big hair.
Ah.

Then came English where we listen to Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech.
Now you know why its one of the most well-known speeches.
And no, its not 'cause of his weird accent, or the duration of the speech.
It's just really well written.

Then came PE!!
Mr Sani was real nice, he allowed us to play our respective SC sports.
Yay! Street Bandy.
The guys took our participance very seriously, and offered to train us.
Ah. Nice.
So we spent bout half an hour playing a very fun, yet smelly game.
We've discovered talent in the most unlikely person.
Yep, Rathi.
hahaha.. that girl, plays well, and is -yay- rough too.
I think she killed Syamil.
And Ming Da.
Oh well.

Okay, so what happened after school was basically blah.
OH. Except for the fact that I knew where the Earth Day clue was hidden, and how funny it was to see puny kids scurrying round trying to find something so plainly obvious.
Ok la, so we kinda let them onto the hiding place.... =)

Oh. I've already found an AFTER O'S JOB!!
Yay! oh Yay!
I'll be teaching Cel's sister[ ubercute] the piano!
=D

So anyway,after lunch, I left school with Yj and Marj, in a cab, as YJ's erm. floodgates were open and she was feeling all uncomfortable.
Me and Marj then took the train.
You see, it was only 2 odd, and not many people are on the train.
So I was hoping that I would have a PEACEFUL trip home.

Ah. No.
A group of smelly, noisy, gross bunch of guys then entered.
*hyperventilates*
They were INCREDIBLY noisy. and disgusting.
Sigh, I've made several startling discoveries anyway.

1.Why guys spray colonge is because they stink.
Those ahbengs however, could not bother to lift their ninny fingers and spray some colonge.
Oh no, they have to go stink up the whole cabin that's what they had to do.

2.PMK is officially the MOST stupid ahbeng, cheenapok brand around.
Not that the other cheenapok brands are not stupid.But PMK [puremmilk] wins hands down.
They proud advocate, this smelly ah beng, was wearing this shirt which read.
*BREATHE PEOPLE*
"MilK MakEs eUU DrunK" [cheenabeng typing added for more visual impact]
Milk makes you drunk. OHOHOH.
And what? Water makes me thirsty?
Puhleez.

oohh. new word alert! cheenabeng!

3.Cheenabengs love their flip flops so, and oh their flip floppy hair.
They love their flip flops cause it enables them to make RUDE noises while they squat in the MRT cabin and slurp their bubble tea and gorge on their curry puffs.
Oh. It helps them strengthen their PureMilk.dumbness image.
Flip floppy hair?
yea, aint that a cheenabeng trademark?
hmm?

4. Last but not least.
They all look the same.
Yea, those cheenabengs surrounding me and marjorie [poor things. I hear your awws.]
all looked like exports from Cheenabeng Inc.
Read: Bad Hair, Longpale faces, squeaky voices, big shirts with stupid words, long 3/4 pants, flip flops [NEVER FORGET IT!] or if you're richer, substitute with horrid looking DC shoes.
Oh. and never forget your swear words.
How can a cheenabeng not swear at the most stupid things?

Anyway if you somehow feel affected but what I've said.
THINK.
[if you have the calibre]
Isnt it true?
ah.