ohm.

Monday, November 21

5:43 PM

Had band today and it was.. BLAH.
Yes blah.
I felt really lethargic, and even though being the nice me [hah], did not bother to teach my juniors.
My tone today was. Pure crap.
Like. If I played at your funeral, you'll just awaken.
[Then I'll be a hero.. hmm. not a bad idea afterall]

BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

I'm afraid of swallowing the mouthpiece when I play the trumpet.
Out of point?
Ah forget it.

Anyway, after band, I headed to Causeway Point.
GUESS WHAT I SAW?

No point guessing, you'll never get it.

A body-less bird!
a.k.a
A birds' head!!

ohmigoodness.
highly disgusting, BUT. very intriguing.
Thus I proceeded to borrow Celeste's phone to snap it.
Enduring Jolyn and Marjorie's mutterings about how cruel we were etc. etc.

Then we went to the food court for lunch.
Darling Celeste, we know it's your lifelong dream to be an entertainer. But please, DO NOT experiment with us. We are after all good natured people who just happened to cross paths with you.
But still.
Being her, she HAD to do something.
Something which no NORMAL person would ever dream of doing neither whould they actually get down to accomplishing it.

She was eating a very innocent bowl of Lor Mee a.k.a Mucus Mee [haha..]
And I guess she was trying to poke a piece of fishcake with her chopsticks while using the side of the bowl to help her when...
THE BOWL FELL ONTO THE TABLE.
Melissa then asked if she was okay, and tried to help her pick the bowl up,
but before she could do it, Celeste who had either..
1. quick reflexes OR
2. extraordinary[dumb. oops! did I say that?] reflexes
then tried to life the bowl up, again using the chopsticks.
And ended up spilling the noodles all over the table as the bowl spinned 180 degrees.
How very pleasant.

NOT.

Anw.Talk bout embarrassment.
I was on the train just now, being the moody me.
When suddenly, this guy just hopped into the cabin.
I shot him a weird look, and when I thought that this would end, he hopped out again.
Inside my head, I was just thinking how embarrassing it was.

HE HOPPED BACK IN AGAIN!

My gosh.
If I were'nt to be moody. I guess I would have just died on the floor laughing.
REALLY.
Moments like this, should NEVER be displayed in public.
Neither should it happen in front of me.
thankewverymuch.

Lastly.
I was reading the papers yesterday when I chanced upon this HIGHLY funny article.
Headline reads: Boy falls out of window while playing guitar
I shall give you a moment to laugh.

Apparently, he flew outta his window while jumping on his bed, playing a guitar.
How. Weird.